Oh crap I had this weird dream last night. I dreamt that I was working at a nursing home on a bay. Most of the structure was glass, like glass doors and walls. Morgan Freeman was apparently my best friend and I was hitting on a nurse who worked in the Alzheimer unit who always carried around a small chainsaw. The Alzheimer unit was sealed by thick glass and usually only one nurse was in there watching the patients as they slept.

At one point an old, legless, woman began trying to get inside the building. I watched as she somehow made one of the double front doors open so I locked the second set and began running to the nurses station. The old woman then somehow went through the glass of the second door, it was at that time I looked at the Alzheimer unit and saw that the nurse I had been hitting on was covered in blood and rotting. Apparently she was dead and haunting the unit as all she was doing was staring out of the glass walls crying holding her chainsaw. The other nurses there ignored what I was saying and did not seem to care about the weird old woman or the ghost nurse. Morgan Freeman ended up shooting a couple of nurses while saying something about, "...shame, couldn't learn." I did not catch it all but he was blaming them for having to shoot them.

So me and Morgan Freeman got a job at a different nursing home. This one looked like an old BBQ restaurant and I ended up being a cook. Morgan Freeman was a dishwasher and someone I know from Kroger ended up being one of my coworkers. I ended up getting pissed because I could not find carrots for the soup I was making and stormed out. I was trying to speed away in my car as the coworker came running out trying to stop me. I ended up correcting my turn too much and had to stop before I hit a truck so the coworker got to me. He then said, "Tee drove by and didn't see your car. He was pissed at me because of that. We all have to work today, he'll get your carrots." Tee being my boss from Kroger.
So I ended up going back inside and finishing my soup.

My dreams rock when I drink.